So I went shopping today, to my dismay. I got these bars, I don't own any cars.
So basically I got three pairs of pants and two sweatshirts. Everything was on sale since it was right after Christmas.
The pairs of pants were really uneventful because pants are boring.
But both of the jumpers (omg I've watched so much Dan and Phil that I'm turning British. I'll talk about that later.) Are insanely soft and comfortable like yasssssss.
I look like a sheep in one of them.
But also I went to a store called Von Maur. It's basically a really expensive store that only rich people can afford lol.
I went in and entered a new dimension. There were tons of mirrors on the wall. I almost walked into one.
It even smelled rich. The smallest purse I've ever seen was 300 dollars. Like what? Who is that rich? Not me lol.
A surprisingly large amount of their stuff was... really ugly... just saying...
There was plenty of pretty things as well.
Just to make you see how expensive that place was, their was piano music playing. But not like from a CD. Nope, there was shiny grand piano in the middle of the store, and a lady was playing it. W H A T ?
I was worried that someone was going to mistake me for a peasant and shoo me away.
One conversation I heard:
Child: Mommy, can I get this? It's only $90.
Mom: Oh yes of course, let's go get it.
Wow can I just switch lives with that child right now?
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So I'm going to talk about something I am concerned about.
I have watched so much Dan and Phil that I use the term "jumper" instead of "sweater." "Pavement" instead of "sidewalk."
Like British people, sometimes when I say a word that ends with an "a" I'll make a "r" sound.
For example, normal Americans say:
"Oh yes I live in America."
Me:
"Oh yes I live in Americar."
And I feel like I've also picked up a few little tweaks from their accents.
I should either be proud or ashamed of this.
This is proof that I spend more time on the internet watching YouTube videos than I spend communicating with people around me.
Because if I did then would I be referring to this as a jumper? No.
Also I have the song New Perspective by P!ATD stuck in my head.
And the song nicotine.
SO I SAY DANG YOUR KISS AND THE AWFUL THINGS YOU DOOOOOOO. YOU'RE WORSE THSN NICOTINEEEEEEEEEE, NICOTINEEEEEEEE, YEAH YOU'RE WORSE THAN-
By the way auto correct changed "kiss" to "kids."
"Dang you're kids, they're on my lawn again."
- Brendon Urie (probably)
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