UPDATE BOOK

Air Canada Rage

Hi

I'm at the airport

I have to go on a plane somewhere

I woke up at 5:45 for this when I could've just woken up at 6:15

There's a Tim Horton's nearby

I wanna eat something there

I asked my mom.

She said no and told me to drink water

I'm not thirsty though so I won't

I'm gonna tell you all an Air Canada story

CAUSE AIR CANADA SUCKS

We were supposed to go to Hawaii, so our flight was where I live to Vancouver, then Vancouver to Kona.

BUT

Air Canada booted us off the flight to Vancouver

For someone who booked a couple of days earlier

And we had booked 8 months in advance

Yeah.

So instead our route was where I live to Toronto, Toronto to Boston, Boston to San Francisco, and San Francisco to Kona.

We went all the way to THE OTHER FLIPPING SIDE OF THE UNITED STATES, THEN WENT ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE EAST.

WE HAD TO SLEEP ON THE TORONTO PEARSON AIRPORT FLOOR

THAT IS NOT COMFORTABLE PEOPLE

AND FOR COMPENSATION, THEY GAVE US 200 DOLLARS PER PERSON

THAT MAY SEEM A LOT, BUT IT ISNT

I HAVE A SMALL FAMILY

ARGGGG

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT AIRLINE WE'RE ON

AIR CANADA

IM HALF EXPECTING THEM TO FRAME US FOR MURDER NOW

WE MIGHT BOARD SOON

BYE