Snapchat (Taehyung x reader) WATTYS 2018

Eight

You: do u want sum fuk?

Taebear: no ron

You: i got u blue

You: hey gurl

You: want some tail?

Taebear: ron, ur tail is smol

You: wut

You: swiggity swooty

Taebear: 😂😂😂

Taebear: hey how are you feeling lately?

You: oh same old

You: friends still abandoning me

You: i wish they can feel the pain i'm feeling

You: like revenge

Taebear: ignore them, don't waste your breath on them

You: ya know what

You: you're 100000000000000000000% correct

You: fuck them arseholes

You: i have bts anyways

Taebear: I'm guessing you waste your life on them don't you?

You: sadly yes

You: ahh just they're perfect

You: i wish i could meet them

Taebear: what would you do if you met them?

You: well i would immediately ask yoongi to marry me

You: haha no

You: i'll probably cry and hide behind a damn tree

You: praying they wouldn't notice me

You: i mean i'm only (your height)

You: i can blend in with the elves

You: ooh Jimin can join me

Taebear: 😂😂😂

You: He's probably taller than me tbh

You: most of my friends are taller than me

Taebear: finally he'll be taller than someone

You: ooh he should celebrate that he's not the shortest person

Taebear: he should, I'll tell him

You: LMAO

You: I doubt he'll notice you

Taebear: oh we're pretty close

You: the fuck?

Taebear: in my imagination aish sorry

You: you scared me holy shit

You: i had a theory before

Taebear: what was it about

You: that i was secretly messaging a bts member and i didn't know it

You: then he popped out of nowhere

Taebear: like chucky?

You: YES

You: but he just asked to hang out

You: but before, he scared me and i threw whatever i had in my hands which was hot soup

You: :)

Taebear: remind me not to scare you

You: i just did

You: tada

You: bow down to me peasant

Taebear: sorry you're not my queen

You: :0

You: blocking

You blocked Taebear!