voltron ; groupchat

04 ; pidges suffering

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pidgeon : do you guys wanna know whats really annoying?

shiro : ???

pidgeon : i mean, you wouldn't understand tho

pidgeon : lifes so hard

hunkychunky : uhhh pidge is going emo

loverboylance : pidge thats keiths thing wtq

pidgeon : sometimes i feel like you guys forget im a chick

pidgeon : DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DEAL WITH MY PERIODS IN THE MIDDLE OF QUIZNAKING SPACE LIKE THERE ARENT ANY ALIEN TAMPONS AROUND

memematt : well fuck man

loverboylance : OH

shiro : shes right, we wouldn't understand

hunkychunky : OH

keithkogane : EEK

princessallura : period?? whats that

pidgeon : wait

pidgeon : you don't

pidgeon : do altean girls not get periods??? ohmygod lucky

coran : ???

keithkogane : this is gonna get real awkward real quick, i can feel it

loverboylance : for once i agree with keith, lets drop this subject please

pidgeon : no boys, this is intriguing. i need to get to the bottom of this

shiro : im just going to go do something, when i come back lets hope this is cleared.

memematt : me too

princessallura : ok pidge, so what about altean females??????

pidgeon : first i will explain what i period is

loverboylance : no please don't

hunkychunky : oh god its like health class all over again

coran : ???!?????

pidgeon : okay so, around the age of 11-15 a human girl will start bleeding...

princessallura : bleeding?? like out of their ears?

hunkychunky : im laughing cmon pidge just say it

pidgeon : no!

princessallura : because once every five years a altean female will have a large amount of blood pour out of their ears for a day, its quite embarrassing :(
its called slarfa and its mortifying

pidgeon : well shit

keithkogane : d a m n

loverboylance : that sOUNDS PAINFUL

pidgeon : slarfa sounds rough

pidgeon : buts thats only once every five years i have to deal with this shit every month. and i got no plugs

shiro : im back

shiro : oh geeze ear blood?

princessallura : its very natural :D

keithkogane : SOMBODU GIVE PIDGE SOME DAMN PUSSY PLUGS SO WE CAN MOVE ON

memematt : keith im gonna murder yoy in your sleep watch out thats my sister your talking about

pidgeon : pUsSy pLugS

loverboylance : KEITH THATS THE BEST THIBG YOUVE EVER SAID THIS IS GREAT

hunkychunky : I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE

coran : this is all so confusing

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okay hear me out-- i was reading a klance fic where everyone was complaining about shit and i thought
'wait a second how does pidge deal with her period in space tho' cause thats a good thing to complain about

so that made me think, 'do aliens get space periods or something?'

and yeah. slarfa.