voltron
pidgeon : well that mission was a complete failure
loverboylance : stupid lotor and his stupid perfect hair
loverboylance : he didn't tell me what conditioner he used and i'm pissed.
shiro : at leAST HE SAVED KEITHS SUICIDAL ASS THAT ONE TIME
keithkogane : the blade of marmora would never treat me like this :(
loverboylance : i guESS THATS WHY YOUR OVER THERE THEN
keithkogane : FUCK YOU LANCE
pidgeon : bITCHES YALL TALK ENOUGH ON THIS PHONE THING CALM TF DOWN
keithkogane : >:^( wdym we haven't used this groupchat in over like two months
princessallura : i think you guys used it more than enough, you were too obsessed with the device :(
pidgeon : lmao you do realise that i made this device and i can see all ur private chats too
pidgeon : yall use this everyday don't try to hide smh
hunkychunky : OHNO
pidgeon : oh yes.
loverboylance : well thats just really awkward..
keithkogane : thats embarassing
hunkychunky : yeepers even my chat with shay?
pidgeon : yeah even that and btw, ew.
hunkychunky : ...
shiro : well then, you know you should give them more privacy, pidge :)
pidgeon : and ive seen ur horrible, failed attempts at flirting with allura
shiro : aw fuck
loverboylance : dad swoRE
keithkogane : i'd like to quietly move over this before pidge says something weird
pidgeon : the amount of sexts u gross teens send is horrible
keithkogane : too late.
hunkychunky : lance is so red right now
hunkychunky : pigse what do u kno that i don't
keithkogane : DONT
hunkychunky : oH NVM LANCE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA CRY WHICH IS VERY OOC
pidgeon : i would be crying too
pidgeon : none of y'all are as innocent as you seem in the netflix show
princessallura : ?
pidgeon : our show? voltron?
keithkogane : tf are u on?
oceana joined the chat.
hunkychunky : who the-
coran : oh my
oceana : pidge patch the fourth wall up rn. i dont want to delete u from the story
oceana left the chat.
pidgeon : that was unexpected
keithkogane : huh
hunkychunky : AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CONFUSED AF
shiro : we all confused, hunk. we all confused.
YOU ARE READING
voltron ; groupchat
Fanfictionpidgeon has added hunkychunky, keithkogane, loverboylance, princessallura, memematt, coran and shiro to ' voltron ' - here we go, lads. strap yourselfs in.
