Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That's us taking your dad's cash
Oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange
But I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayne
please don't tell taylor swift, she'd get pissed
Even though I dumped that bitch
Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
It's Your Punishment
For What?
For shaving your head!
Now let's all go
To Prison
so we can dance with locked up men
and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics
Why don't we take off all our clothes
And play a game of drop the soap!
Hell Yea
I will take the photographs!
Let's Drop Our Pants!
And these 5 soap bars!
Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
It will make this video less crappy
This is ridiculous, diculous
Who is directing this shit?
Oh, I'm only Irish guy singing in this song
That's why I dance like a gay leprechaun
Also I play guitar, play guitar
Did ya know I play guitar?
Oh Holly Crap
Taylor Swift is on our ass
She's got a GAT
Ahhhhh!
She's gonna kill Harry and then write a hit song
About How you did her so wrong
*sobbing* I knew you were trouble Harry!
Can't you see you belong with me?
Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Using my secret nipple trick
Go for it
Omg what the hell is that?!
He just made her crash
With my 4 nipples!
Harry has 4 nipples
Harry has 4 nipples
They made Taylor drive off the road
To celebrate let's all dress up as
Sea men
Because we all love sea men
we mean jizz
I'm gonna give Harry a french kiss
I am gonna suck on my own dick
Taylor was just a cover up
To hide the fact I like man Butt
What did you say
How the hell is she still alive
I will never die!
Now let me kill you!
