Umbreon and Espeon love story! (THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN IN 2017)

The first words

Umbreon:I can't believe that we have a kid!!!
Espeon:Shhhh he's sleeping!
Umbreon:Oh sorry.
Baby Eevee:Mama papa?
Umbreon:OMG! HE TALKED!!!!!
Espeon:OMG! (Crys)
Baby Eevee:(Giggles)
Espeon:Aww
Umbreon:I'm gonna cry...
Baby Eevee:(Lifts hand) Mama papa!
Espeon:(Continues to cry)
Umbreon:(Crys)

Knock at door

Espeon:Who could that be?
Umbreon:I'll go check.

At door

Jolteon:Hello?
Umbreon:Who are you?
Jolteon:Oh never mind that! Is Espeon here?
Umbreon:(Growls) Who are you!?
Jolteon:Fine! I'm Jolteon!
Umbreon:Jolteon? Ok JOLTEON what do you want!?
Espeon:What's going on?
Umbreon:Where's Eric Espeon?
Espeon:Oh Eric is sleeping don't worry!
Jolteon:Espeon!
Espeon:Jolteon?
Umbreon:You know him!?
Espeon:I did, until he broke my heart! (Turns away)
Jolteon:Espeon look I'm sorry.
Umbreon:Espeon who is he?
Espeon:He's a cheater that's who he is!
Jolteon:Espeon! I came to say that I'm sorry and if you will forgive me!
Espeon:(Looks at Jolteon)
Umbreon:(Growls) What do you want JOLTEON!?
Jolteon:I want to make it up with you Espeon!
Baby Eevee:Waaaaa!
Umbreon:Oh no it's Eric!
Jolteon:Who's Eric?
Espeon:My son!
Jolteon:What!?
Umbreon:Why do you care of who Eric is!?
Jolteon:BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO ESPEON!!!!!
Espeon:But I'm married.
Jolteon:To who!?
Umbreon:To me
Espeon:That's right! NOW LEAVE JOLTEON!!!!!
Jolteon:(Says in head: I guess I'll have to kill Espeon' s husband then she will have no choice but to marry me!)
Jolteon:Fine! GOODBYE!!!(Leaves)
Espeon:STUPID EX!!!