Code Fricken RED!!!

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Why body? Why? :(

Periods suck  -_-

FRIEND: Hey

ME: Hello Hello Beta Ji

FRIEND: Kaise ho ?

ME: Sore Hby ?

FRIEND: Kai ? and alright ..

ME: Code fricken Red!!!

FRIEND: SAME OI

ME: Hhaaha My back is in HELLA pain its actually never been this bad though

FRIEND: I have bad as cramps.

[que fast escalation]

ME: Yea they suck Massive headachea as well

FRIEND: F*ck life

ME: Alls well being a girl aint it swell

FRIEND: Wut? o.O

ME: oi Is it just me or do your boobs hurt When you're on Code red ?

FRIEND: Yes I swear they're getting bigger and bigger every month.

ME: Hahaah YES! i thought i was the only one

FRIEND: I hate boobs

ME: Hahaah 2 big lumps on our chest

 FRIEND: Yeah and just for stupid milk

ME: Milk Jugs

ME: Wiggle wiggle HAHAHa

FRIEND: Hot

ME: Very Very Garam

FRIEND: I like garam things

ME: Oh well you're going to love me

FRIEND: Oh shit bahahHa🙈

ME: hahahaha

FRIEND: I'm bored

ME: that was so smooth i got arrested now i'm a smooth criminal

FRIEND: I feel useless Cuz that joke was to good ...

 [boom; speed of escalation rapidly decreased]

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