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Me: TODAY WE HAVE A HORRIBLE GUEST
???: WHAT
Me: welcome Carmen
Carmen: HIIIIIII
Me: TODAYS DARE IS THAT EVERYONE HAS TO DAB
Everyone: *dabing*
Me: Arron-
Carmen:ARRON WOULD YOU RATHER KILL APH OR END DA WORLD
Arron: END WORLD
Aph: Awwww thanks *kisses arron*
Me: AHHHHH WAIT you still have Dan's powers
Arron: *dies*
Aph: WHAT DA HELL
Me: you gave him poison
Aph: ARRROOOOOOONNNNNN
Me:*revives arron*
Arron:What i miss
Me:* takes away Dan's powers from aph and others* now you can kiss him
Aph: YAAAAAAY *Kisses Arron*
Me: Good by-
Em: I DARE ALL OF DA SHIPS TO PLAY 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN MUHAHAHAHAH
Me: Nice :)

Later because of all da ships will take forever sorry fangirls

Me: I think tha-
Carmen: I DARE YOU AND DAN TO KISS
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: YEEEEEEEES
Carmen: do it or die
Me: K *sky dives without a parachute*
Dan: WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
Em: *kills Dan and revives me*
Me: YAAAAY I WIL NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY CARMEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cc: well i dare you to sing the zombie song to Dan
Me: Fine

Me: our love story could be kinda gory far from boring we meet at a post apocalypse yeah id be in a group stalking slowly walking youd be the only man alive that i could not resist thrn all your friends would try to kill us because they'd be jealous that our love is deeper than Edward and Bellas oooh if I were a zombie id never eat your brain id just want your heart yeah just want your heart just want your heart

Me im lazy so just play da song up der byeeee
All send us truths or dares