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imong mama

(bisaya)

(Oikawa and Kagaeyama sitting together)

Oikawa: huy Tobio

Kageyama: unsa man Oikawa?

Oikawa: naa koy joke.

Kageyama: unsa man?

Oikawa: kabawo ka ngano gwapa ko?

Kageyama: ngano man?

Oikawa: kay daghan man gud koy amigo na pangit hehehehe.

Kageyama: (laughs sarcastically) haha.
Kabawo ka unsay joke?

Kageyama: imong mama

Oikawa: (gASps)

Oikawa: imong mama gangster!

Kageyama: (GASPS) imong mama riders!

Oikawa: (gaSPs)

(Both stands up, breathing heavily)

Oikawa: imong mama avatar!

Kageyama: imong mama sexbomb!

Oikawa: you asked for this bitch

(Cue intense music as Kageyama and Oikawa circle around glaring at each other)

Oikawa: imong mama katong ga hatag og apple ni snow white!

Kageyama: (gASP S) imong mama mangunuhay man sa nitas!

Oikawa: (GASPS) imong mama tig buslot og skyflakes!

Kageyama: hmph! Imong mama sig mamani!

Oikawa: HMPH! Imong mama sig papatatas!

Kageyama: Imong mama sig babayabas!

Oikawa: imong mama sig pa MILON!

Kageyama: imomg mama sig pa NANGKAAAAA

Oikawa: ah, gusto ka patamakay? Imong mama sig pa DURIAANNN

Kageyama: UGH! Imong mama ning saka ang diabetis kay naglanlan og CAMAYYY

Oikawa: U G H imomg mama ning taas ang bp kay nakurintihan sa rice cooker!

Kageyama: imong mama gi tusok sa kawayan gi takigaaaannn!

Oikawa: (WHIMPERS) HUY NAGKAPERSONAL NAMAN KA TOBIO-CHAN

Kageyama: huy Oikawa hilabti lang tanan ayaw lang akong mama!

Oikawa: in ana diay? Hilabti lang sad tanan ayaw lang akong mama!

(Oikawa pounces on Kageyama as two kept grabbing each other's hair and yelling out insults)