Homestuck Talks (Rping Chatrooms)

Sailor CancerCrab Moon Moko [Karkat] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

Billy Joe Cobra [BJC] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

Karkat: BILLY

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BJC: KARKAT

Karkat: I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU.

BJC: where have you been, brotisserie? i've been looking all over

BJC: yes

BJC: of course my love

BJC: anything for you

Karkat: <3

Karkat: OK...

Karkat: DO YOU...

Karkat: WANT TO BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL?

BJC: does this involve a contract?

BJC: BU

Karkat: POSSIBLY.

BJC: then hell yeah i do

Karkat: *POINTS MAGICAL STAFF AT BJC*

Karkat: OK THEN..

BJC: hit me up kyuubro

Karkat: *HE SAYS THE MAGIC WORDS AND LIGHT AND SPARKLES ENGULF BJC*

BJC: this is the best moment of my life

BJC: *dances around in the sparkles*

Karkat: *WHEN THE SPARKLES CLEAR BJC IS WEARING A ADORABLE SAILOR UNIFORM, ONE SIMILAR TO KARKATS*

BJC: im feelin the kawaii

BJC: B)

Karkat: WE ARE SO KAWAII

Karkat: WE ARE "SOOOOOOO SUGOIIII AN SHIT*

Karkat: WE WILL MAKE MENS KOKOROS GO DOKI DOKI

BJC: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Karkat: YES.

Karkat: NOW BILLY

Karkat: I MUST GIVE YOU A NEW NAME

Karkat: YOUR NEW NAME IS...

BJC: my mirrors have all exploded with my kawaii and trust me i have a lot

BJC: yes

BJC: of course

BJC: miss sailor cancercrab moon moko

Karkat: SAILOR BILLY MOON MOKO

Karkat: YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO...

Billy Joe Cobra [BJC] is now Sailor Billy Moon Moko [BJC]. ~~ 2 ~~

Karkat: MAKE CHILDREN CRY BY LOOKING AT THEM...

Karkat: WITH YOUR EYEBALLS...

BJC: thats what looking means yep

BJC: cry with joy or?

BJC: cuz i think i already do that B)

Karkat: WELL

Karkat: WE WILL NEVER KNOW

Karkat: I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING YOUR CALVES LOOK WITH THAT SKIRT.

BJC: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Karkat: HERE

Karkat: * THROWS YOU A MAGIC WAND*

BJC: now do i go around and do this to people too?

Karkat: YES.

BJC: sweet kicks bro i'm lovin this

Karkat: SPREAD THE KAWAII LOVE

Karkat: BE FREEEEE MY CHILDREN!

BJC: desu! ಥ⌣ಥ

BJC: thank you for this life changing experience

BJC: i shall go and let everyone have this chance

Karkat: I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU BILLY! *HUNGER GAMES 3 FINGER GOODBYE KISS THING*

BJC: live long and prosper my sugoiii friend

BJC: billy moon moko out

Karkat: GOODBYE MY STUDENT...

Karkat: YOUR SEMPAI IS PROUD.

Sailor Billy Moon Moko [BJC] disconnected.