3rd pov
"Levi, Stop"Erwin says with an annoyed tone
"BITCH NO! YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY WINDEX!"
"Levi,you dont need to build an entire building just so you can protect your fucking windex,you are crazy."
"IM NOT CRAZY! Im completely normal,and my friend's (JO AND KAHEA) keep telling me that Shout is better than Windex...and i cannot let windex hear that,he has feelings and he is sensitive...so fuck off Erwin and let me do my thing"
"Its a cleaning product,it doesn't have any feelings.."
"The fuck did you just say about my Windex?"
"I said that your windex doesn't have any feelings,its a cleaning product"
"Well then ill use it to clean up your blood after i fucking kill you-wait no. You don't even deserve my Windex to clean up your blood"
"You're a fuckin idiot"
"Aww thanks Erwin thats soo nice of you •3•"
-_-"N-no, just no, unacceptable"
"Go suck a dick Erwin"
"N-NO IM NOT GAY!" Erwin blushes
"OHH your face says otherwise"Levi smirks and walks over to Erwin and grabs him by his shirt collar
"L-Levi, what are you doing"Erwins face becomes bright red
"Thats for me to know and you to find out , Erwin-kun"
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A/n
Im so fucking sorry....this is disturbing... . . ... ..... Well not as disturbing as the next chapter hehe im sorry loll^^ kill me
Youve heard of Elf on the shelf....now get ready for
Slenderman in a frying pan
