"Sir, yo, bud... Mr. Tony. Please get out from under the table." Happy creakily got down to little full grown Tony's level. He was met with some ground pepper blown into his eyes.
"You'll never take me away from Pepper! Never! Right, Pepper?"
Tony again made that terrible attempt to throw his voice on the grinder. "Oh, yeah, like... TONY. We're uhh so happy together, Happy, so beat it!"
It took Happy a few minutes to work the pepper dust out of his bloodshot eyes, and, when he finally regained the ability to see, Tony was still muttering back and forth between Tony Tony and Pepper Tony.
Happy reached under the table and dragged him out by the collar. Tony went along with it, shouting, "We'll take my car! Hey, everyone, look! I'm Iron Man!"
He clicked a few buttons, but Jarvis knew better than to listen when he was in one of his moods. Tony shrugged and planted one on the pepper grinder to the disgust of everyone present, especially the children and elderly.
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Tony, Tony
FanfictionThe struggles and setbacks of a guy named Tony Stark. Heard of him?
