Who Are You? 『A M.M.D』✅

Kyle Rocher (Theyna)

Kyle Rocher above ^^
Hey guys. 87 reads! Eighty. Seven reads! Yeah! This book has been a little over a week. This is great! Yaaaaaay! Celebratory blue cookies for you! *tsk tsk* don't tell Percy I stole his cookies...
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Kyle Rocher 's P.O.V
'Sup guys. It's Kyle Rocher, King and a flaming hot player of Plemmington High. (A/N totally fake soo yeah?) With my title of 'Captain of the Football Team' and my blonde hair, blue eyes, six-pack, I'm obviously the most sexiest guy, probably in the universe. All the girls swoon over me as I walk down the hallway with my teammates. If I added a wink, they'll probably faint. I've slept with all the girls in school, except for the ugly nerds. Ew. Also Reyna Ramirez Arellano. She always has braided midnight black hair, and her features make her look regal. She's also really beautiful. And I want her. Oh, there's Reyna at her locker now. I walk up to her and say "Hey, babe, wanna come to my house and have some fun?"

"No, you perverted monkey. Go away."

"No need to play hard to get, babe."

"Three things. 1. How many times must I say No? 2. It's the last day of school and I don't want it to be ruined. 3. I'm taken. There. Now GO AWAY."

"Please, dump him for me. You haven't said no yet, so the offer's still up." (A/N I forgot if he had hearing problems) I Said , adding a wink at her. She sighed lovingly at me (read: disgustingly) and walked away. Score. I turned to my min— I meant teammates. Yeah, teammates. And said " And that, guys, is how you get Reyna Ramirez Arellano." With a smirk. They 'Whoo'-ed and congratulated me. Apparently Reyna heard me and scoffed "Please, you're not even close to getting me." And walked away to her next class. "Tell me your decision after school, baby. I know it's a yes!" I shouted.

👰🏻🏹TIME SKIP TO THE FUTURE ! FEATURING A HUNTRESS!👰🏻🏹

I stepped out of the school's already opened double doors, I saw a chick wearing silver waiting under a tree. Haven't seen her before. Must be waiting for me. I walked up to her.

"Hey. You. Me. My house at 7. See ya th—" a familiar voice interrupted me.

" Aw come on! You just flirted with me and now you're flirting with my Girlfriend?! What the hell, Rocher." Reyna shouted.

"Reyna! What took you so Long?" The girl said.

" This guy of course.Τι κάνεις εδώ Θάλεια; δεν είσαι εσύ με την κυρία Άρτεμις;"
"Yeah. She let me off because of you."

"Aw thanks, girl," and then Reyna kissed her. What?

"W-Wh-what? Y-you're Gay?!" I stuttered.

"No. I'm lesbian you idiot." Reyna said.

"Γεια σου. Ας πάμε στο μισό αίμα στρατόπεδο. δεν έχουν δει την κατάσταση του δέντρου μου για αιώνες!" The girl said.

"Hah. You always talk about your tree Thalia? What's so special?"

"Hey! I protected the camp..." The sound of them talking drifted away as they walked away. Thalia had one arm around Reyna. I stood there. Thinking that the girl I've always wanted, the perfect girl, was ga—no, wait. Is lesbian?! What has come to this world? It's ending!
And that's how I met Theyna.
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608 Words. Short AF. Meh.

And I have nothing against gay/lesbian couples. As you can tell, I ship Theyna and Solangelo. (Partly because their Canon and I have no choice but to ship it, *tsk tsk* also because they so kawaii 2gether.) 

FUTURE FLUFFY: IM SO DARN CONFUSED I READ TOA AND WHATT IS WRONG WITH UNCLE RICKKK

Translations:
This guy of course. What are you doing here, Thalia? Aren't you with lady Artemis?
She let me off. Let's go to camp half blood. I want to see how my tree is doing!
I used Google translate so yeah.
✌🏻️Peace!
~Fluffy~