Cameo Palanquin (Jiper/Jasper)

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Cameo Palanquin above^^
Jeez. Okay, I haven't updated in a few days. But at least I'm not Uncle Rick right?
Plus, 1.28k reads? I'm dead. Officially over. (Jk) and happy New Years everyone! Say hi to 2018!

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Cameo Palanquin's P.O.V
'Sup. I'm Cameo Palanquin. I dunno why, but my parents, mostly my mom (who left me when I was young) thought that it was great to name me after a word. Oh wait, aren't names mostly words? Eh, probably. Well, I don't know what to say, but somehow I'm pretty smart, even with Dyslexia and ADHD, which my Best Friend also has. Her name's Piper McLean. Yeah, I know. A celebrity's Daughter? At first I thought she was like, EXTREMELY bratty. But she's quite nice, she doesn't like to be popular, that's a twist.

"Hello-o? Anyone home?" I snapped out of my conversation with my audience that's mostly brain cells.

"What?!" I snapped. I can be really snappy sometimes. Seeing as I used snapped TWICE.

"Yeah, did you hear what I was talking about?"

"Pfft, like, obviously, NO. Also can you tell me again? To the brain cells that aren't dead?"

"Wow, you have dead brain cells? That's a first."

"Yeah, yeah. Now can you get on with the topic?!"

"Fine. There's an instructor coming to teach us sword fighting. I don't know who he is though, but he's in the office, right over there." She said as we turned a corner. Girls were crowding around the door, and I could see a mop of blonde hair. (Almost all the girls have blonde hair, but I know how to differentiate) I don't see how any BOY would be crazy enough to step into a boy-crazy girls boarding school, except for the jocks, yeah. Them.

Shouts of "HE'S MINE YA IDIOTS!" And "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!" Could be heard. Makeup was splattered everywhere, and mascara was running down the cheeks of the bimbos. In other words, it was a battlefield. Just kidding, I  was just being too overdramatic... Realistically, it would be like that except without the 'Makeup was splattered everywhere, and mascara was running down the cheeks of the bimbos' part. Heh.

Just as Piper and I were pushing through the crowd, the bell rang, signalling whatever period you had was starting. Piper sighed and dragged me to Biology.

"Hey Pipes, why'd you sigh? I thought you had a Boyfriend?" I asked.

"Yeah I do. I just wanted to find out who he was." I shrugged and walked to class.

------(jeez sorry I took so Long 2 update but here's yer TIMESKIP)------

Yass! Time for Gym! As soon as I stepped out of the class, I was thrown away. Like, literally thrown on the floor, away from the door. I stood up and rubbed my back, groaning. I walked to the door and saw hoards of girls running to the locker rooms. Apparently we had gym together. And by 'we' I meant 256 girls. Pretty big number, eh? I went to stand beside Piper and wait for the girls to pass by. Just from them running, would generate enough wind to circulate around a room. So standing behind the door, imagine how windy it would be. Finally after the girls passed, we simply walked to the locker rooms.

"So Pipes, how'd you think you'd fare in the lesson?" I asked her while changing.

"Eh, I've had experience. Maybe I would even beat the Instructor!" She said while smiling. We walked out of the room and saw many girls sitting on the floor, talking/gossiping. We walked over to an empty yoga mat and sat down.

Then Coach Noah walked in, with a hot blonde following.

"Hey sissies! We're going to learn sword fighting today and Jason here's going to be teaching. Don't burden him okay?"

Piper gasped. What? Piper doesn't normally gasp at hot blondes. Apparently the whole gym was quiet (you don't get that Everyday.) so her gasp was the only thing audible, except for that annoying fly buzzing sound.

"P-piper? What are you doing here? Is this your school— oh wait you told me." Jason asked.

"Yeah, but what are you doing here?"

"I just needed some cash..."

"You got cash in CJ! "

"Well, can't ένας ημίθεος προσπαθεί τουλάχιστον να έχει μια κανονική ζωή για μια φορά ;!"

"Good point." Piper nodded.

"Hey! How do you know a girl like Piper?!" A bimbo screeched. Jason coughed.

"What do you mean a 'girl like Piper'?" Jason raised an eyebrow.

"She's all ugly and stuff, you know." She battered his eyelashes at him.

"Please, don't say that about my Girlfriend. She'll wreck you with a dagger. Heck, she's almost as scary as Annabeth!" Annabeth? Piper's Best Friend? As in that Annabeth? That bimbo stared blankly at him, shocked.

"Okay, let's go on with the lesson, everybody!" Jason shouted.

-------(gods, I'm running out of ideas.)-------
As I was walking to the carpark, a firm hand grabbed my arm. I spun around and saw Jason, beside him was Piper.

"Cameo, you need to come with us. We've checked with your Father, and your bag's in the car." I followed them, and got into a BMW.
And that's how I met Jiper/Jasper.
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1048 Words!
Translation: can't a demigod at least live a normal life for once?!
Again, I used Google Translate.
Blah Blah Blah, y'know the ending, she goes to CHB and CJ and gets claimed by Bellona.
*used to have Important speech here, removed before too much personal info leaked.*
So, the speech was removed, but here is what the speech is basically supposed to say:
I will not be updating as frequently as I used to, because of school and exams and schist. Please do fill in the O.C forms on the Third Chapter. I will be needing some ideas. (But pls don't spam.)
✌🏻️Peace!
~Fluffy~

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