Hello my children.
I have a message for you.
Thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmuch for 46 reads! You don't really know what this means to me... so umm... I guess I'm gonna do a weird shout out thing every five chapters. You can only get one shout out the whole book. I'm sorry that this book is horrible, I'll try to make it better. Also, if you can make a cover, please tell me! The first comment gets da horrible shoutout from a horrible writer.
That's al-
LEO: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S ALL? I EXIST TOO! I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS MY CHAPTER! I WILL TELL THIS! I WILL WRITE THIS! I WILL BE AMAZING! I'M A BETTER WRITER THAN YOU!
Frank: ALL HAIL LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO!
What just happened.....
LEO: WITNESS THE ALMIGHTY POWERS OF THE GREAT LEO!
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~*Leo's POV*~
YOOOOOO WAZZZZZUUPPPP I'M WRITING CHAPTERS NOW! I'M SO PROFESSIONAL! SOOOOO UMMMMMMMMM I DON'T CARE ABOUT HARRY POOPER OR THIS STORY BECAUSE I'M LEO AND-
*whispers*
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I HAVE TO WRITE AN ACTUAL CHAPTER ABOUT THE ACTUAL PLOT! Y'KNOW WHAT, I WILL GO BACK TO MY OLD GIG AS THE INTERRUPTER! WAYYYYYYYYY BETTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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~*Harry's POV*~
ANIME MUSIC PLAYING:
LAST TIME ON... WHATEVER THIS STORY IS F-ING CALLED!
"They were just normal wizards.
Right?"
IN THE PRESENT:
They're just Americans. Normal bloody stinking AMERICANS. I walk up to the rest of those American liers and say,
"What's that god thing all about?" They panic for a second before Blonde With Curls, whose name I believe to be Annabeth, responds.
~*Annabeth's POV*~
"Oh, nothing. When we were little, Thalia over here was struck by lightning and survived," I say.
"Then I, the McShizzle Master, caught on FIRE but was rushed to the emergency room and survived because I am just soooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and so awesome and so Leo-tastic!" Leo just had to interrupt. (see above)
"Yea, that. So, we started playing this funny game about Greek gods. And like, their children. Nothing else. Nothing special." I lied smoothly. Piper chimed in,
"And don't ask about." Her charmspeak did the trick. Harry Potter couldn't know. Not yet, at least.
(Okay so halfway through writing this I realized that Leo never went back to CHB. So here's a little story about the
LEO: AWESOME
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