Story Titles, Chapter Names, and Ideas

Some Chapter Names Too I Guess

First off why the fudge does this have so many reads like wow.

-Grumpy Beginnings

-Don't Read This

-The Sun Can Fuck Right Off

-Is it Dead

-I May Have Killed A Guy

-Error 304: Fucks Not Found

-That Moment When

-Save Two Birds With One Birdfeeder

-It's Art, Terrible Art, But Still

So you might recognise these from a Tumblr post I saw a few days, so I have decided to not take credit for these except for like two of them so yeah have a not too shitty at and if you see Death, go say hi. He is actually quite nice I've eaten cereal out the box with him a few times.

Bye my Smol Sneks....

Edit: When the actual fuck did I write about eating cereal with Death like I have no recollection of that. Death stay away from the random ass book.

Death: no fuck off I gave you some book names

Me: the fuck when

Death: I am a figment of your imagination conjured from the darkness of your mind for the sole purpose of making conversation so we are the same person ergo I gave those ideas.

Me/Death: Touché

Another edit from some time in the future: okay honestly I don't remember writing the first edit either. Jesus Christ.

Death: you mean Death? I'm cool enough to be a swear word too ya know

Me: fuck off I swear about Jesus because I'm Jesus. I mean look at the username people!

I feel really sick rn lol. Too much random shit to eat.