Nicole: KIIIIIIIIIIM *Plops on couch*
Me: Yeah
Nicole: I'm confused on something.
Me: What is it?
Nicole: When we were at the mall a person came up to me and asked if you were a boy or a girl. And I said boy cuz i wasn't sure.
Me: Well it is true that I am a boy but I have the ability to change my gender whenever I feel like it so I guess both but I prefer boy soo...
Nicole: Ah I see but now i have to ask how can u see with that dam rag on your face?
Me: The cloth is pretty much like those windows where u cant see in but people can see out on one side.
Nicole: WHAT REALLY THEY CAN DO THAT WITH FABRIC!
Me: yeah but its hard to make.
Nicole: Well dam
Me: Lol
*Ten minutes of awkward silence*
Me: Wanna do karaoke ?
Nicole: Yeah
Me: *sets up karaoke set* Pick a song
Nicole: Umm.... Starships?
Me: *Plays song*
*half way through the song and out of berthe*
Me: *pant* were meant to fly *Gasp* AAAAHHH *throws mic at wall* HOW DO YOU KEEP UP WITH THAT!?
Nicole: Practice *laughs*
Me: *Falls on floor* I give *huff* UP! *huff*
Nicole: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA *Dies of laughter*
Phoenix: *breaks down door* I HEARD NICOLE LAUGHING LIKE A PHYCO IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT!?
Nicole: *laughs harder*
Me: *still on the floor dying* *huff* Dam *pant* you Nicole
Phoenix: *Sees karaoke set and face palms* My god you to
Nicole: *starts crying from laughing to hard*
Me: I will *huff* Get you *pant* some day *arm flps to the side*
Phoenix: I swear you to are the most childest people I know
Nicole: Lulz
Me: *Gets up and tackles Nicole* AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Nicole: *Unholy scream*
Phoenix: *Sigh* my god
Me: *Strangling Nicole* PEACE FAM!
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Random Short Stories I Think Of During Class
RandomJust some random Stories I think of when i'm bored So this might be updated more recently than my other stories.
