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richie: bitches it's been so long

eds: ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

mike: we literally have like 6 days

bev: DID SOMEBODY SAY CHRISTMAS???

ben: no not again

bev: ALRIGHT YOU FESTIVE HOES ITS TIME TI GET JOLLY

mike: this author sucks he hasn't posted since before halloween and now he thinks he can make it up with a christmas chapter

stan: ??? who

mike: nothing

bill: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS

stan: calm

bill: guys i got my little brother a faNcy plastic boat thingy for water and im pumped

eds: he wont be able to use it its winter

stan: well it rains a lot when its not winter !!! he can push it doWn the streets

bill: you think id let my baby brother play by the drains?? not after i swear i saw a balloon float out of there!!!

eds: YOU SEE THEM TOO??

bev: I SAW ONE AT MY DADS HOUSE

richie: what

mike: my grandpa says this town is cursed

richie: IM SO CONFUSED

ben: wait i actually have been researching this. weird stuff like this happens every twenty seven years.

stan: can we not talk about this

richie: do only virgins see this shit??

eds: stfu

bev: MEETING AT MY HOUSE LATER

richie: i feel so left out

stan: GUYS,, CHRISTMAS

eds: aren't you jewish

stan: SHUT THE FUCK UP EDDIE

bill: jeez

ben: stan calm down

stan the man has left the chat