Dad: come on down, dinner is ready
Daughter: be there in a min. I'm doing Lauren
Dad: who the hell is Lauren?
Dad: is she your girlfriend? She can have some dinner too
Daughter: Dad! I meant laundry, I'm not a lesbian.
Dad: that's a shame. Men are dicks, now come eat
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Jokes and Funny Texts
HumorThese are a few jokes and funny texts that I found. Dedicated to Martha
