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Coloured vs Coloured

A black man sat on a bus. The white man next to him turned as said "coloured people like you are not allowed here" the black man turned to the white man and said "sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I am sick I am BLACK and when I die I will be BLACK. But you sir, when you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you are sick you are green. When you die you will be grey. And you call me coloured!" The white man excused himself and walked off the bus.