"The front pages of your pictures, they make you look so small."
What if I'm a naturally short person? Not all of us are 5' 7" to 6' 1".
"How could someone not miss you at all?"
It's easy. They. Haven't. Met. Me.
"I never would mistreat you. No, I'm not a criminal."
I never asked if you were a criminal.
...
"I speak a different language, but I still hear you call."
That's cuz either a phone goes BZZZ or it's some internally annoying yet amazing ringtone.
I don't think BZZZ can be translated to Spanish.
"Diana, let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes."
WHY ON EARTH DO YOU WANT TO SET MY EYES ON FIRE
so this is why they're criminals...
"You've been lonely, you don't even know me, but I can hear you crying."
*whistles some random tune*
Yep, just this random, every day stalker who happens to be famous and doesn't speak your language, just wants to set your eyes on fire, probably because your crying gets really annoying.
Hello, Mom, I need you to come home now...
"Diana, let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life."
Your heart is firmly in place, being held by muscles, arteries, nerves, veins, and sheer brain willpower. Ripping your skin open and pushing your heart open might mess up that system, and perhaps kill you instead of save you.
Sincerely, your science teacher.
"I don't think you even realize, baby you'd be saving mine."
So I'd be saving your life by dying.
This is not a win-win situation.
"It's only been four months but you've fallen down so far."
It's called clumsy. Or did you try to push me off a building to end my life early?
"How could someone mislead you at all?"
*cough* faulty GPS apps *cough*
"I wanna reach out for you. I wanna break these walls."
IM SAVED
HE CAN'T RIP MY HEART OUT YAY
"I speak a different language but I still hear you call."
It's not calling. It's rejoicing.
And the chorus just proves their criminal-ness.
"We all need something."
And for you it's the satisfaction of cruelly murdering people.
"This can't be over now."
Unless you have a wrecking ball to smash this wall it is.
I hope you don't have Miley Cyrus on speed dial.
"If I could hold ya, swear I'd never put you down."
That's because you would either
a) Throw me off a building.
Or
b) Set my eyes on fire and push my heart into my throat.
Hm, I choose Police.
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I got out of school early so here you go, double-update, I think.
Their P.O.V: I want to find this short person. I will follow the sound of their phone buzzing to discover them and LIGHT THEIR EYES ON FIRE AND MESS UP THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM, and if that doesn't work, I will THROW THEM OFF A SKYSCRAPER. I even have a back-up in case they find refuge - Miley Cyrus lent me her wrecking ball. Heheheheh.....
Our P.O.V: R. U. N.
My little side comment that I forgot to add: remember that Stranger Danger song, and the jingle about 911?
Basically what I'm singing right now.
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So I really got excited because I posted this at 9 am, and at noon SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS ABOUT VOTING AND WOW
I screamed in gym, ask anyone.
But seriously thank you, the comments are encouraging. I know TTD was supposed to be next, oops.
-Diana c:
(maybe I'll be back if Harry doesn't find me and kill me. Hopefully it won't happen to any of you.)
