Christmas is today
So we all shout hurray
Give the children their presents
Give a raise to the pesants
We throw out the sad ones
Because it's Christmas day
We don't want it ruined
Because they can't behave
Forget about the depressed
And their longs year of suffering
For Christmas we are obsessed
With being happy with everything
Christmas is today
So we all shout hurray
Give the children their presents
Give a raise to the pesants
