1. Are you a camera?
Because I smile every time I look at you.
2. I'm no whether man but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
3. Did you fall from Heaven?
Because you look like an angel to me.
4. Is your dad a baker?
Because you got some hot buns.
5. Do you have a bandaid?
Because I just fell for you.
6. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you got fine written all over you.
7. Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
8. Do you like whales?
Because we can hump back at my place.
9. You're just like my pinky toe, tiny, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you against my
table.
10. Do you mix cement?
Because you're making me hard.
11. Are you a elevator?
Because I would like to go down on you.
12. I'm like a fire fighter. I find them hot and then leave them wet.
13. Are you a termite?
Because you're gonna get a mouth full of wood.
14. If I were a cat I would spend all 9 live with you.
15. Are you a mountain.
Because I just can't get over you.
16. Once you're mine I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all
night.
17. Are you Mcdonalds?
Because I'm lovin it.
