I woke up. Everyone walked around our alien cave, we had never seen daylight. Everyone else was an idiot, me and a few others had risen above the pack to... Wait is that a cut wire with sparks coming from it! I wana poke it! *zzzzzzzzzzzzap!* *bang* the last thing I remembered was the cold floor.
"Morning sleepy head!" Said the nurse. "Morning." I croaked weakly. "You poked a live electric wire and nearly died!" Said the nurse cheerfully.
"Er, will I be ok?" I asked "no, you are in such a weakened state would probably die if a pebble fell on your head!" Said the nurse smiling happily.
" you could also die of well nourishment, Melnourishment, chicken pox, evil bears, falling rocks poking live wires, poking well nourished evil bears while holding a live wire!" The nurse went on and on and on so I decided to get up, just as I stood up a giant fat bear holding live wires and pebbles with chicken pox all over his face growled at me from the other side of the room, I gulped.
Splat! I was a human pancake.
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