The 'Emergency' Chatroom

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D.Va: I'M HUNGRY!
D.Va: And I don't want anything in the fridge!

Lúcio: I'm in agreement here.

Vega: Pizza sound good?

D.Va: YES!

Lúcio: Sounds great but where are we gonna get one from?

Vega: I know how to make pizza.
Vega: That's one of the only things I learnt in school.

Fareeha: When did you go to school?
Fareeha: And where?

Vega: Quite a while ago.
Vega: I'm from the UK.

Lúcio: How long is quite a while ago?

Vega: Well I was born in the early 2000's so...

Lúcio: HOW ARE YOU 14 IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE EARLY 2000'S?

Vega: Long story short, I had an injection that accidently made my ageing stop.
Vega: They gave me the wrong one to begin with.

D.Va: Why did you need one?

Vega: I had cancer.

Fareeha: Poor you!

Vega:Yeah.
Vega: I had to watch all my friends die.
Vega: That's why I joined the army.

Fareeha: I feel bad for you!!!

D.Va: Same!
D.Va: If all my friends died in front of me, I'd kill myself!

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Reinhardt: What's this about pizza and injections?

Lúcio: About injections.
Lúcio: Vega's meant to be older than you.
Lúcio: And about pizza.

D.Va: Vega's gonna make some for the whole team if they want some.

Reinhardt: Do you take orders?

Vega: Of course!
Vega: You get to customise your pizza!

Reinhardt: Everyone!
Reinhardt: Meet in the kitchen!

Vega: I'M MAKING PIZZA!
Vega: OF YOUR CHOICE!

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Soldier: I'm impressed.
Soldier: I thought you'd burn the watchpoint to the ground.

Genji: This pizza is divine!

Vega: Never underestimate someone who's meant to be 73!

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Winston: Really?

Vega: Yes really.
Vega: That's what happens when you're about to die apparently!

Genji: Hanzo!

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Hanzo: Do not make me finish the job.

Genji: Are you threatening me?

Hanzo: I'm your brother, deal with it.

Genji: I have.
Genji:. For 35 years!

Ana: Can we stop arguing and enjoy Vega's amazing pizza?

Fareeha: Did you actually make pizza for the entire base?

Vega: YEP!
Vega: Apart from one.

Fareeha: Who?

Vega: Zenyatta.

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Zenyatta: What is this about me?

Vega: I was just saying how I didn't make you a pizza.

Zenyatta: That is because I cannot eat.

Soldier: That's kind of obvious.
Soldier: But how can Genji eat?

Hanzo: He can take off his mask.

Genji: Beat me to it!

Hanzo: Brothers think alike.

Ana: And mothers and daughters!

Fareeha: Seriously?!

Reinhardt: I was about to say the same as to what your doing in your room.

Fareeha: What do you mean?

Ana: Is there something you're not telling me?

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Angela: 2 things.
Angela: 1 how is this still the chat name?
Angela: And 2 yes there is.

Fareeha: Angie!
Fareeha: I thought I could trust you!

Vega: Angie??!!
Vega: Pet name much?

Angela: She has many pet names for me.

Reinhardt: And I've just heard all of them!

D.Va: Is your room next to hers or something?

Reinhardt: Yes and I want to move rooms!

Winston: I'm afraid that isn't possible.
Winston: Vega took the last room.

Reinhardt: Vega can we swap??!!
Reinhardt: I'll do anything!!

Vega: Ok.
Vega: You don't have to repay me.

Reinhardt: I'll feel bad if I don't!

Vega: How about a traditional German breakfast?

Reinhardt: It will be waiting for you tomorrow!

Ana: Are you kidding?!
Ana: A breakfast for a room?!

Reinhardt: You've had the breakfast before.

Ana: I know.
Ana: Do we even have enough to cook it?

Reinhardt: It might be a scaled down version.
Reinhardt: Want to help?

Ana: Of course.

Lúcio: Are we just gonna ignore that soldier and reaper are in the corridor sucking each others face off?!

Winston: What?!
Winston: Ana could you check that out?

Ana: Angela you may need to prep the med bay!

Angela: I'll be right on it!

D.Va: From what Reinhardt said you were on Fareeha a while ago!

Fareeha: Not true!

Ana: You don't need to be so denial!
Ana: It's just a relationship.

Winston: Are you sorting Jack and Gabriel out or what.

Ana: Almost there!

Angela: Med bay is prepped!

Vega: Is that a word?

Angela: It is now!

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Zarya: Why is there screaming?

Lúcio: That'll be Soldier and Reaper.
Lúcio: They were making out outside my room!

Ana: Not anymore, I sleep darted them.

Lúcio: THANK GOD. FOR THAT!

Ana: Don't get your hopes up there are  more relationships forming everyday.

Lúcio: MESSAGE TO ALL COUPLES!
Lúcio: DON'T MAKE OUT NEXT TO SOMEONE'S ROOM!

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Just a quick note, the storyline for myself is completely made up.
BTW there will be quite a few relationships. Pharamercy and Reaper76 are just the first of many ships to appear. I may get myself with a character at some point.
No promises though!