All the assassins + Our favorite templars, and Isu get a group chat and move in together.
Shaun is sick of this shit, Desmond is constantly afraid of Juno, Vidic, Clay when he's being weird again.
Edward and Ezio have that bromance, although Edward...
What happens when Arno, Shay, Ezio, Bayek, and Edward get stuck inside the house?
--
Arno: where is everyone?
Edward: They left to go on a huge multiplayer mission
Ezio: That leaves us five
Shay: why cant I open the door- o shit... guys...
Bayek: wot
Shay: We're snowed in...
Arno: *distress noises*
Shay: what are you doing?
Arno: PANICKING, I DONT WANT TO BE NEAR YOU
Shay: I'm trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.
Arno: ...
Ezio: ooooohh
Bayek: stop fighting and look at the real problem. It has never snowed in Egypt but I learned it can take a while so we will need-
Arno: SHAY UR NAME IS A GIRLS NAME
Shay: Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case, Arno.
Edward: Shay can roast people!?
Arno: Shut up ur encouraging him, Ed.
Edward: :T I kinda wanna see what else he can say...
Bayek: no. We need to gather food in case its long.
Ezio: OH GOD ITS A A SNOWSTORM OUTSIDE
Arno: the one time no one is home T_T
Shay: Would you prefer Cheese here too?
Bayek: Guys I'm freezing
Arno: I thought we had heaters...?
Edward: I shot every single one!
Arno: Wot y
Edward: Target practice :D
Arno: *facepalm* we will have to start a fire
Bayek: We cant burn the house down tho
Shay: Just use candles.
Edward: I'm downstairs with Bayek and Ezio, so you two come down and help set candles in a pile while Ezio and I make tents :D
Ezio: Why tents?
Edward: SLUMBER PARTY
Ezio: that's a girl thing- AH MY ARM
Edward: COME ON.
Ezio: okeh ;-;
Arno: fine
--
"Okay, we are done!" Edward smiled
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"I was thinking separate tents and candles... not lights and blankets...?" Arno muttered
Ezio climbed inside, "Its quite cozy though"
Edward and Bayek hopped in behind him, leaving two spaces... Arno had to squish next to Shay.
Eventually, they were all squished in there watching Netflix eating potato chips. Shay and Arno were shoving each other over.
"She's hot" Ezio added while watching TV
"How can someone have three dragons!?" Bayek baffled (do u know what they're watching? huehuehue)
"Wait-- THATS HER BROTHER THOUGH. WHAT THE FUCK" Edward was in shock
Bayek stared at him "Whats wrong with that? Arno did it"
"SHE ISNT MY BIOLOGICAL SISTER AHHHHH" Arno yelled
"You're really old, Bayek. no one marries their family anymore." Edward spat
Shay threw a chip at Edward, "That is not how you speak to the person who created the creed."
"What would you know, Templar?" Arno spat
"Assassin turned Templar. And I know a lot." Shay replied sharply
Arno pushed him into the wall of the tent. Shay pushed Arno to the other side of the tent, Arno landed on Ezio and Bayek, Edward kinda terrified of how quickly that conversation escalated.
-next morning-
Ezio awoke to the sound of a table crashing. Arno was thrown into the table by Shay.
The floor decorated with whiskey and Bayek setting the knife's handles on fire mistaking them for candles.
And then the assassins came home, opening the door. goddammit.
