Tolerating Mr Popular.

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Weirdo: Hey.

Emma: Hi.

Weirdo: What are you doing?.

Emma: Why do people always ask that. I'm texting you obviously.

Weirdo: Can't blame me, that's what a normal guy would ask a girl. It's in the law.

Emma: What law?, never mind. What you said about women been evil.

Weirdo: What about it?.

Emma: Not all women are evil. The same goes for men. And what you said about bad people getting away with their behavior. That's a lie. If they don't suffer it now, they'll later. And I'm very sure she is regretting her decision. You said she can't do without arguing yea?. She would have done the same for the new man.

Weirdo: Thats true, and he his a very tough man. Meaning he prolly hits her. Thanks for making me feel better.

Emma: You mean you're happy because you realise he beats her?.

Weirdo: Why won't I be happy?, she deserves it.

Emma: She is still ur mom.

Weirdo: Only by birth.

Emma: But you have to forgive her.

Weirdo: Not now. Are you saying there are nice ladies out there?.

Emma: Haven't u come across any?.

Weirdo: Hmm, Jade, you, keels, a few.

Emma: Haha, very flattering.

But seriously I'm flattered.

Weirdo: I was wrong then. There are nice ladies out there and I've been doing the wrong thing. I think I have to retire from man Whoring.

Emma: You took it as a full time job?.

Weirdo: Do you want me to give you details about it?.

Emma: No, please no.

Weirdo:  Maybe love do exist, but not within my parents. I've never even experienced it.

Emma: You have but didn't realize it. What do you call the relationship between you and your dad? Love. What do you call the relationship between you, Zach and Kaden. its Love.

Weirdo: between Zach, Kaden and I, it's called bromance. Heheh.

Emma: whats the difference idiot?.

Weirdo: you call me many names but you never called me hot.

Emma: Don't get your hopes high. I have other names for you twat face.

Weirdo: Haha you want me.

Emma: You wish. What about Kaden?.

Weirdo: First it was Zach, now Kaden?.

Emma: No, not that. It's about keels.

Weirdo: I don't know, can't you ask her?.

Emma: I haven't heard from her.

Weirdo: Same here.

Emma: I hope everything is okay.

Weirdo: You have Nothing to worry about.

Emma: Zach just added me to a group chat.

Weirdo: me too.

Zach: Hey human and Emmy.

Emma: Hi.

Jayden: Sup man, What are you up to?.

Zach: Just walking down the roads.

Emma: This late night?.

Weirdo: Doing??.

Zach: Finding somewhere hidden and far away from home to bury my mum's food.

Emma: And you couldn't do that in your backyard?.

Jayden: or your basement?.

Zach: seriously Jay, don't you know my ma?.

Emma: What if something happens to u, you're texting while walking, What if you trip or worse, get kidnapped?.

Zach: I don't have to worry about getting kidnapped. They would bring me back in less than an hour.

Jayden: True that, true that.

Emma: Well I also agree.

Zach: And that won't be the worst thing that could happened to me. There was a day I was in the cafe.
I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud.
So I timed my fart with the beat. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. 
I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Emma: O. M. G that is realllly bad and embarrassing.

Jayden: I'm very sure that is not his worst scenario.

Emma: God i can't imagine. I'll be going to bed now, goodnight and stay safe zach.

Jayden: Have a good night rest.

Zach: Night, Love you.

Emma: With all your butt?.

Zach: Correct.

Jayden: Butt?

Emma: long story.

Jayden: Don't even wanna know.