Corbyn- Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
Daniel- A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories. But I don't care. I never eat the glass anyway.
Zach- My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his feces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
Jonah- Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
Jack- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hasn't evolved yet.
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Why Don't We Preferences
FanfictionA series of on-going preferences of a group of five losers. Feel free to leave ideas for future preferences :)