[m0m, cat-astrophic, L!zzy, the$wagmeister & 0ppa entered the chat]
m0m: hey kids. Gosh, its been ages since I last saw you.
cat-astrophic: its been a day. But I'm good. Just finishing the final final bits of my tafe.
m0m: thats good. What about you Jason
the$wagmeister: Mass murder and bank robbery. The usuals.
m0m: why did I ask? im not even surprised any more.
L!zzy: I watched the new star wars movie again.
0ppa: I recorded another dance cover
m0m: Lizzy, again? And what song Kenny.
0ppa: no more dream
m0m: oh wow, nice.
m0m: Jason, why can't you be more... normal? Like everyone else. It would save everyone a lot of trouble
the$wagmeister: i tried being 'normal' once. Worst 5 minutes of my life
m0m:
L!zzy:
0ppa:
cat-astrophic: bwahahaha.
cat-astrphic: Normality is overrated
the$wagmeister: see, Alex gets me.
0ppa: anyway, what did you do today
m0m: I...uh
cat-astrophic: haha. Just spill
the$wagmeister: she was probably online shopping again today.
m0m: I... no...its just... not all day Jason.
L!zzy: what did you buy today?
m0m: not much, honestly
the$wagmeister: I believe that this much 👌
0ppa: guys lets just all shut up for a second. Kaotsun buys what Kaotsun wants to buy even if we believe some of the stuff she gets is... questionable. Get over it.
cat-astrophic: fine. Ill shut up.
m0m: thank you for that Kenny. And thank you for complying Alex
cat-astrophic: hey guys. What does Batman like in his drinks
0ppa: no, please no
L!zzy: dont do it
the$wagmeister: Alex, just no
m0m: don't you dare
cat-astrophic: just ice
[m0m left the chat]
[0ppa left the chat]
[L!zzy left the chat]
cat-astrophic: guys? Aww come on, that one was amazing
cat-astrophic: wait, Jason. You're still here
the$wagmeister: yep. Just wanted to congratulate you
cat-astrophic: for what?!
the$wagmeister: for managing to annoy that many people.
the$wagmeister: good job 👏👏👏
cat-astrophic: thank you...I guess 😂
cat-astrophic: hey Jason. Why did the coffee file a police report?
the$wagmeister: dont push your luck
cat-astrophic: it got mugged
[the$wagmeisterleft the chat]
cat-astophic: hello darkness my old friend.
[Group_chat: everyone bar Alex]
[m0m, 0ppa, the$wagmeister, L!zzy, #kokobopchallengecreator, Kim<3, lilone, Adri4n, crazzyone, QueenSamsam, Aubreyyyy & DefinitelynotDerie entered the chat]
[m0m changed the group_chat name to #EndAlex'sPuns2k18]
m0m: this has gone on too long and its gone too far
#kokobopchallengecreator: agreed
0ppa: we have to do something about it.
DefinitelynotDerie: we have to take action now. Lets stop it before it gets any worse
lilone: I dont see how it could get any worse
DefinitelynotDerie: true
Aubreyyyy: I am totally up for this. I for one am 100% done with the puns.
the$wagmeister: i guess you could say they are pretty pun-called for
[m0m kicked the$wagmeister from the group_chat]
0ppa: aww. Please dont. We might need him or something
m0m: I cannot tolerate such behaviour right now. Ill add him back later.
0ppa: if we go down. We go down together
0ppa: Kicking Jason was pun-necessary
[m0m kicked 0ppa from the group_chat]
Aubreyyyy: its cute how Kenny did that to make sure Jason didnt feel alone
QueenSamsam: shipped
Crazzyone: #otp
m0m: now. if anyone else wants to make a pun. Now is your chance to do so, but I will show no mercy
adri4n:
L!zzy:
Aubreyyyy:
lilone:
kim <3:
Crazzyone:
QueenSamsam
DefinitelynotDerie: that was pun-kind
m0m: you know what. I give up, you guys were just messing around. We need all the resources we can get to hell deal with the real issue at hand here.
[m0m added the$wagmeister & 0ppa into the group_chat]
m0m: look, no more puns anyone. Lets get back on task. We have bigger things to deal with.
m0m: right. So here is the plan.
