"This chicken is dead."
"Wha- Oh I'm sorry you wanted an alive chicken?!"
"YOU CANT SUMMON THE DARK LORD FROM THE PITS OF PERDITION WITH A DISCOUNT CHICKEN FROM THE FREEZER SECTION AT WALMART."
"It was a good deal, Walter."
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Prompts of a Plucky Penman
RandomSome of these are pretty good. Some of these are kinda weak. Either way, they're still capable of sparking some inkling of inspiration. I hope you have the time of your life growing these malnourished saplings into mighty oaks. (I'd love to see any...
