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Carter: ANDDDD WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF DOCTOR CARTER! HELPING DUMBASSES SINCE DAY ONEISH 😎👩🏻⚕️
Carter: on this episode we'll talk to Mr. Anoa'i about his relationship or whateva then we might find out who this secret girl that got Rollins' attention 😉😉
Carson: it's only secret to u 🙄
Carter: NO TF ITS SECRET TO EVERYONE BUT HIM BC IDK
Chris: it's only secret to u bc ur a stupid idiot 🤷🏼♀️
Cameron: ^ can't disagree with that one
Carter: then how don't i know then 🤔 and if y'all know then who is it
Paige: bc you're oblivious to it
Liv: we can't tell you bc we promised Rollins 🙃
Roman: plus we thought you would've figured it out by now
Carter: well I didn't so now I wanna know 😡
Carter: carcar ur keeping secrets from me 😕
Carson: sorry buttercup but I can't tell u unless u figure it out for urself
Carter: wowow I see. So much for the no secrets rule 😒
Carson: don't be like that I luv u
Carter: nope bye :/
Dean: Damn Seth just made CarLord break the no secrets promise 😶😶
Carson: alri Lopez get ur ass here
Naomi: oop she finna get on him
Aj: rip Seth
Seth: what I do
Carson: ya kno made me break a promise to my sister 🤷🏼♀️
Seth: HOW I WASNT EVEN HERE
Carson: ur retarded ass made us promise not to tell Carson and I broke a promise to my sister to keep ur dumb secret 🙄🙄
Seth: it's just a stupid promise she'll forget about by tomorrow
Addie: Colby, u done fucked up now.
Rosa: ^ tisk tisk tisk
Carson: A stupid promise? LOLL SO IS URS. Honestly u knew us longer than mostly everyone here and they know how serious we take our promises to each other but yet I guess u seem to have forgotten. So lemme make this very clear for u....
Dean: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Carson: YOU, Colby Lopez have a deadline it will end in a week. In that week u WILL tell her this little "secret" ur making us keep. At the end of the week and u still didn't tell her than I or Cam will. I REFUSE to keep this from her any longer.
Carson: Also in that week, u will relearn just how important promises are to us so next time this doesn't happen. Got it? 😊
Cameron: ooohhhh shitttt
Naomi:
Tj: oh bananas
Jimmy: I know this is a serious thing rn but LMAFO HE REALLY SAID "oh bananas" 😭
Seth: I got it I got it. Let's just calm down
Roman: y'all Carter never finished her episode 😶
Jey: duhhh she got mad bc of Seth 🤦🏼♀️
Carson: I am calm. ur just lucky ur ass is in another state rn.
Seth: I'll get it done, I promise
Carson: don't make promises u can't keep 🤷🏼♀️