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cabron...

My niece just fucking shot out her shot out....

You might be thinking, "that doesn't sound so bad"

Well don't assume shit cause it gets fucking worse

She shot out her snot

aND AIMED IT AT ME.

SHE FUCKING SHOT HER BOOGERS AT ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD (don't get all pissy at me for doing this. And need I remind you she knows how a tissue works and there were some in her reach) I smacked her on her mouth (don't worry I didn't hit her hard. I lightly tapped her mouth) for doing that shit. She's been getting on my fucking nerves for the past hour and a half and I'm just about ready to break a tv.
She's been angry at me because my dog likes me better than her because my dog cuddles with me whenever she can.

I know I'm a bitch but that is only when I'm about ready to murder something in cold blood.

Fuck. I'm a soon to be serial killer and I don't like it...

What's the worst that I could say
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things at better if I say
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight....