avocadoes, and how to inflate them 101

an inspirational stroy

on a rainy sunny morning i was thinking of whether to cross the road, i was so confused as i had 3 hard decisions to make:

1. cross the road and die

2. cross the road and die

3. cross the road and die

so i crossed the road and died

i woke up and saw an avocado infront of me, but i realised it was a wack him he wacked me in the face with a boomwaker and i died again

i woke up again and realised i was a baby avocado, so i jumped off the kitchen counter and died again

so i finally woke up and realised i was a banana but i got stepped on by onkel joeveean so i died again

so i woke up in heaven and saw jisoos christ in front of me

i screamed,

"CENSOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

and then i suddenly woke up infront of my holy church

i hugged it and realised that the church was my true love

one day the church proposed to me and i said

"YOU SUCK!"

the church ran away in tears and i was confused

i ran away in tears and had depression

i died again

to be continued