Asked by love-ya-all (agen~ haha thnx very much)
If you're trapped in a room with gays, what will you do?
Squall: *spits root beer* Whatt??!!
Zidane: Huh?? HUH??
Bartz: *confused* Ei-chan, define gay...
Ei: Actually gay has 2 meanings.
Bartz: What are those? :/
Ei: Gay is an another term for happy,
Bartz: and...?
Ei: The other gay is uh......boys who like boys....? (._.)
Zidane: You mean boy like boy?
Ei: Yes.
Bartz: Then what kind of "GAY" is the questioner talking about?
Ei: The "boy like boy" one....
Bartz: Eh...uh... I don't know the answer... ;( Zidane?
Zidane: Dunno too ;( Squall?
Squall: Don't ask me ;|
Ei: Ok...Since u don't know the answer....
589: W-What are u gonna do??? O_O
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589: HEYY!!!!
Ei: Oh come on guys! Its just 25 minutes! -_-
Bartz: 25 minutes??!!
Zidane: What are we going to eat??
Ei: Theres a pack of cookies there its still edible.. Okay now??
Squall: What are we going to do here in this small basement?? o.O
Ei: Nah just see ;) Bye guys~ *slams door*
*inside the basement*
Bartz: Its okay guys its just 25 minutes. Besides, we have snacks ;)
Squall: Easy for u to say! What are we going to do here anyway?? Besides, its so HOT IN HERE!!!
Tidus: Haha I know right? *wipes sweat in his forehead*
Squall: Huwat da?!! Tidus? What are you doing here????
Zidane: And how long are you here?
Tidus: Oh the short-haired girl brought me here along with Cloud, Cecil and Firion 3 minutes ago. :/
Squall: Sh-short haired??
Tidus: Owyizz u know her?
Squall: Yep. She's the one who also brought us here -_-
Tidus: I know that :P haha
Zidane: Wait... Cloud? Cecil? Firion? Where are they?
Firion: *yawns and gets up*
Bartz: Oh there he is~
Zidane: and Cloud? Cecil?
Cecil: I'm here~ *wipes sweat around him* Its hot in here...
Tidus: Eh Cloud? He was here a second ago?
Bartz: And so are the cookies!!
Zidane: What???!!
*nomnomnom munch munch munch*
Squall: Hey whats that sound?
Cloud: *nomnom* :T
Zidane: HEY!! Don't be so greedy!! Gimme one too!
Bartz: Gimme one too~! *Charges to Cloud along with Zidane*
Cecil: Hehe XD
Tidus: Wewzs :P
Cloud: Fine Fine! Here! And get off me!
Zidane and Bartz: Omigosh! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU CLOUD!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!! *Hugs Cloud very tight as in soooo tight*
Cloud: Owww!! >^<""
Cecil: Haha they're so GAAYY~!!
Firion: Gaayyy~~!!!
Tidus: I knoowww~! Right??!!!
Squall: G-Gay??!!! (Is Ei behind this???) O_O
Cecil: Oh Squall?
Firion: Woah whats wrong??
Tidus: Heat stroke maybe?
Squall: (Argghh that Ei!! I'll get you after this 25 minutes!)
*outside le basement*
Ei: Looks like they're having fun after all >_< hehe
Sita: Ei-chan!! Where's my cookies??
Ei: You'll get it later. :3
Okay in case you don't get it, the "gays" , in Ei's case, are Cloud, Cecil, Firion and Tidus. Ei didn't tell them any of this because if she did, they'll freak out like wutt?? :3 ahahahaha Although Zidane and Bartz are acting gay here, but they didn't know (because they're so a-dork-able :3 muhahaha)
Ei planned SquallxCloudxFirion, TidusxZidane, and BartzxCecil XD hahaha (just 4 fun well...for her :P)
But it ended up ZidanexCloudxBartz (only because of the cookies XD.. well everyone loves food..duh... :3 ) and Cecil became gay (well the other kind of gay) because of this XD hahaha
Oh and Sita? Shes Ei's pretend imouto (little sister) only because of FOOD~! (See everyone loves food) Not my OC though
:3
If you still don't get it please comment desu~ thnx in advance :3 n(_ _)n
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