Funny Conversations (Real Life)

Alcoholic

Friend 1: I want to be a pediatrician.

Me: I want to be a psychologist!

Friend 2: Yeah (insert friend 1's name here) I can live in your apartment.

Me: What happened to US sharing an apartment?

Friend 1: We can all live together and we can help (insert friend 2's name here) with her drinking problem.

Me: Yeah! XD

Friend 2: I don't have a drinking problem.

Me: But you will. You're going to be an alcoholic.

Friend 2: Why do you say that?

Me: The other day you told me that when you turn 16 you wanted to go to Germany to get drunk and I could be the responsible driver. -_-

Friend 2: *pauses* Good point.