The owl

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Clint: Guys there's an owl staring at me

Clint: It's freaking me out

Tony: You're the bird man you figure it out

Clint: Can someone get rid of it please

Tony: You do it

Me: If anyone lays a hand on my bird I will castrate you!!

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Steve: Why does Tony look like he's seen a ghost?

Clint: ask RJ

Steve: RJ?

Me: *sigh* they were gonna mess with the owl I got

Steve: what owl?

Me: *sends pic above*

Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW OWLS LIKE THAT EXISTED

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Thor: Is sir Rogers alright he down at his telephone and gasped talking about a beautiful bird

Me: scroll up

Thor: I NEED THAT CREATURE FOR ASGARD!!!!!!

Me: NO NAT HELPED ME GET THAT BIRD AND NO ONE IS TAKING HER FROM ME!!!

Tony: You can't just have a bird in my tower

Me: FUCK YOU!!

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Nat: Who's trying to take Athena from Raelin?

Thor: Who is this Raelin we speak of

Clint: It's RJ's real name

Thor: Then why do we call her RJ

Steve: long story

Thor: oh

Tony: RJ is not keeping a bird here

Me: Why not?!?!?!?!

Tony: My tower my rules

Nat: She can catch nice

Tony:...

Tony: If she gets rid of all the mice on the property I'm about to buy then she can stay

Me: You know she's staying either way right?

Tony: Is she gonna do it or not?

Me: fine I'll grab her head there send me the address

Tony: k

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Clint: I'm gonna go now

Clint: I need a shower

Steve: didn't you take one an hour ago?

Clint: The owl stared straight through my soul, I feel like I need to clean it, and myself

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Tony: unlike all of you I have work to do so I'll be leaving

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Nat: I'm gonna go with RJ

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Steve: See you guys later, I'm going to visit Peggy

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Thor: I'm all alone now :(

Thor: Wait!! I have poptarts!!

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