1. Knock knock
Who's there?
Tukor!
Tukor who?
Tukor pee this tune for fifty naira, press eleven.
2. Knock knock
Who's there?
Dide
Dide who??
Dide is bright! It's bright and clear! Oh happy day!
3. Knock knock
Who's there?
Amadi!
Amadi who??
Amadi payphone trying to call home, Uloma change I spent on you.
4. Knock knock
Who's there?
Enda
Enda who?
Endaaaaaaaaa iyaaaaaaaaa will always love you!
5. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Akanbi
Akanbi who?
Akanbi your hero baiby...
6. Knock knock
Who's there?
Bayo
Bayo who?
Bayo gala Bayo cold pure water.
7. Knock knock
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda mountain, hinda valley, honda land and hinda sea
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I know it's been ages since I last updated and I missed a lot of your birthdays. I've just been very busy lately.
But a very happy belated birthday to all those who's days I missed.
My birthday is tomorrow o!!!
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