TFIL Preferences[DISCONTINUED]

"Daddy, pass the salt"

[IM SORRY I WANTED TO THIS I SAW THIS ON ANOTHER PREFERENCE BOOK ON MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. But basically, at your dads house for some occasion and you say "daddy pass the salt" and both your dad and your boyfriend reach for the salt. Pathetic i know.]

Elton:

-Chuckles nervously and rubs the back of neck

-"i...uhm..sorry? I guess?"

-The rest of your family besides your dad and Elton facepalm

-"i..uh..i-im g-gonna go to... the ba-bathroom"

-Ryan Rosses outta the room

-after a minute of silence, the whole family bursts out with laughter.

Sam:

-Turns a dark, crimson shade of red.

- apologizes multiple times.

-everyone shakes it off and laughs.

-your dad thinks that was a joke because of how 'innocent' sam is

-but in reality,

-he isn't innocent

-at

-ALL

Colby:

-Acts like he isnt scared of your dad

-until your dad gives him a death glare

-"help me" he whispers to you

-eventually, you come up with an excuse along the lines like 'the only reason he passed it to me was because i asked you to pass it multiple times but you didn't respond. I guess you heard the last time i asked'

-lets just say, your dad doesn't trust Colby at all.

Corey:

-no one heard you.

-at all

-you got up and walked all the way across the room to get the salt

Aaron:

-Your dad didn't hear you ask so Aaron didn't get caught

-smiles and puts hand on your thigh.

-Your mom saw it all

Scotty:

-"you're not her dad" your dad glared.

-"i may not be her dad, but i'm her daddy" scotty smirks.

-you fall out of your chair-which was very high-due to laughing

-your dad HATES Scotty.

[Why does Scottys look like one Brennen Taylor would do?]