You and Napstablook are laying on the ground, feeling like trash
"Hey Napstablook?"
"Hm? What is it, Y/N?"
"Do you wanna have sex?"
"O-oh...um...sure...i guess..."
your about to kiss, but then napstablook passes right through you, you both realize napstablook is a ghost and therefore doesn't have a dick or a tounge, therefore you can't have sex
You leave.
THE END >:D