To the Present (Hamilton reacts+ xreader)

I'm in the closet I mean cabinet 33

"You look (666 words) pissed" John said to Alex, he sighed "you'll see why"

[Washington:]
Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting?}

"Oh yeah." Burr mused

"H3ll Yeah" Hercules grinned

{The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

[Jefferson:]
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em}

"Course you choose to quote yourself" y/n sighed, Phillip snickered

[Jefferson/Madison:]
Oww

[Jefferson:]
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

[Hamilton:]
Not true!}

"Very true"

[Jefferson:]
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt—
Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create. You just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand}

"You sure you aren't just stupid?" Phillip inquired, Y/n giggled

"Ugh, just make out already"

"W-what..!?"

{Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky}

"He's...got a point.." Lafayette mumbled, earning a glare from Thomas

[Washington:]
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
([Crowd (reacting):] That's my alcohol!)
Secretary Hamilton, your response}

"Oh god.." Washington shook his head

[Hamilton:]
Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?}

"Oh! Get roasted!" Phillip chuckled and wrapped his hand around Y/n's waist quickly

She didn't notice

{If we assume the debts, the union gets
A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it? If we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost. You'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor
Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
"We plant seeds in the South. We create."
Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting}

"Oh my!" Everyone was looking at Phillip and Y/n, giggling hysterically at the song

They looked truely ridiculous