MINE [Stingy X Ziggy]

MY MAILBOX

STINGY POV

I don't understand. Why would anyone try and steal MY mailbox. IT WAS MINE!

I walked down the street to go to Ziggy's house. How pathetic of me. I just walked. THIS SIDE WALK IS MINE!

"Oh Hi there Stingy." Ziggy said.

"I cant live on anymore! My life is over." I said.

"What happened?"

"Someone stole MY mailbox"

"Who would ever do that?" Ziggy said with a small chuckle.

"Tf are you laughing for."

"Im sorry. Lets go look for YOUR mailbox!"

We walked out his house. He grabbed my hand.

"Why are you touching me?"

"Because thats what friends do."

"UM I THINK TF NOT. LET GO OF ME!"

Ziggy then dropped kicked me.

"You're all mine now bitch."

"W-what? I AM MINE!"

Ziggy started slapping me with a pancake. Of course his ass fat carries around pancakes with him.

Last thing I heard was Ziggy saying
"You're so beautiful."

He kissed the top of my forehead. Wtf.