MINE [Stingy X Ziggy]

I HATE YOU

STINGYS POV

I was so cold.

I can't believe that fat fuck left me on the side walk. I was too rich for this poor lifestyle.

When I saw piggy, I mean ziggy, I LOST MY SHIT.

"Ay bitch! Why'd you leave me on the sidewalk you hoe!!" Stingy said.

"Shut up you filthy poor!" Ziggy said back.

"What the frick!!! I'm not a poor! I HATE YOU ZIGGY!!! I HOPE YOU GET BURNED JUST LIKE A JEW IN NAZI GERMANY!" Stingy says angrily.

Ziggy then drop kicks Stingy. And runs off.

"HEY COME BACK BEFORE I SHOVE MY DICK UP YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH!!!" Stingy screams while running up to Ziggy.

When Stingy finally catches up to Ziggy, he drags the hoe by his cape.

"LET GO OF MY CAPE YOU NEO NAZI!" Ziggy screams out in pain.

Stingy then let's go but climbs on top of Ziggy.

"Get off of me you disgusting prick!" Ziggy says.

That when Stingy leans in for a quick kiss. Ziggy kisses back but not in a good way.

Homeboy threw up on Stingy.

"I'm sorry but your mouth tastes like wet booty." Ziggy says while crying.

Stingy then runs away from Ziggy and little did he know his trousers were falling down!

Everyone in LazyTown saw Stingys little Stingy and pale ass.