"If there is no danger involved in the process I'm not intrested"
"Hi I'm Cola! I'm a gaylord, fanfic writer, and a depressed shit!"
"If Salt is salty, then is pepper peppery and is water watery?"
"Imma take this noodle, and shove it down your damn throat"
"I was a docter once, I was sent to jail ten days later accused of manslaughter."
"If I am gay... does that mean I can wear a dress with makeup now?"
"Where the fuck is this excuse for a human being? Oh yeah it's me."
"If I swallow nail polish, can I remove it with nail polish remover?"
"If weed could talk then it would be the snack that talks back."
"I inhale depression."
"I am a fucknugget who wants to die."
"What the fuck is my life?"
"I'm may be a minature person. But I can roundhouse kick you"
"HAH! GAAAAAYYY- wait I'm gay too."
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This is Called A Shitpost
SpiritualThis is a book where I put shitty memes in. There is also story ideas inside. The bottomless pit. Of hell.
