"HELP I FED MY DAD WEED CAKE"- Cola in a friend's rp
"*Holds a shotgun to Edds head* Touch my communist baby and I will shoot the fuck outta you"- Cola in a apocolypse au rp
"*Screeches as zombie holds a shotgun* HOW THE FUCK- Y O U H A V E N O A R M S"-Cola in a apocolypse au rp
"*Screams at hospital lady* MY DADDY HAS EATEN C O C A I N E C A K E F U C K I N G H E L P-"- Cola in a rp with close friends
"*Pepsi screams Mind Brand Lyrics while holding a bottle of Smirnoff*"- In a VERY drunk rp
"*Shoots giant lizard man with the power of feminism*" - Cola in a D R U N K E R rp
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SpiritualThis is a book where I put shitty memes in. There is also story ideas inside. The bottomless pit. Of hell.