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"HELP I FED MY DAD WEED CAKE"- Cola in a friend's rp

"*Holds a shotgun to Edds head* Touch my communist baby and I will shoot the fuck outta you"- Cola in a apocolypse au rp

"*Screeches as zombie holds a shotgun* HOW THE FUCK- Y O U  H A V E  N O  A R M S"-Cola in a apocolypse au rp

"*Screams at hospital lady* MY DADDY HAS EATEN  C O C A I N E  C A K E  F U C K I N G  H E L P-"- Cola in a rp with close friends

"*Pepsi screams Mind Brand Lyrics while holding a bottle of Smirnoff*"- In a VERY drunk rp

"*Shoots giant lizard man with the power of feminism*" - Cola in a D R U N K E R  rp

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⏰ Last updated: May 05, 2018 ⏰

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