Random Short Collabs

Time Paradox Shit

Ashes to ashes,

七月二十四二〇一七年到7月24日2017年 (A/N: For those who can't read Chinese: 24th of the seventh month 2017 to 24th of the seventh month of 2017)

an assassin died.

His dying words were my name a jeff

Hella Jeff.

I will go and take me mum's car.

and the memes begun.

WAR OF THE MEMES

Mission failed! we get them next time.

Wait, you said that wrong.

Fission mailed! Te net ghem text wime.

At this time,, a stack of dirt, cobblestone, soulsand and redstone block fought it to the end.

Cobblestone won. Cobblestone is life.

The Waaaaaabulance was call to the scene.

The Waaaaaaabulance was too op and broken that the other blocks came to life and fought again to get second place.

The story was so cringy that the FBI raided the writer's house.

The writer flipped out and flipped out the window.

At the same time steven hawking tested the black hole theory and a black hole was created under the writer's house and the writer was sucked into the black hole, then the black hole closed.

But the story continued! Nobody could stop it.

OR Is There...Nah, no way unless the notebook we are writing on disappeared. 

Meh. So, the black hole was actually a wormhole! The writer suddenly found himself on another planet which has the same environment as Earth. Except that there were dinosaurs!!! wait, did he go to another planet or did he go through time....

Eh, whatever cause he was eaten by a t-rex and died. RIP Writer suddenly "It's the best day ever" started playing. I guess it was a pretty messed up funeral.

Anyways, a asteroid slammed into Earth and all the dinosaurs died.

 Except because the writer died, the butterfly effect too place and dinosaurs weren't extinct and the human population was a million and it was still the stone age =(. However, pterodactyls evolve into dragons!! Yay!=)

But... there was a paradox caused the writer had to die but in this age the writer isn't a writer and there was no FBI, steven hawkings died to dinosaurs so paradox much and the universe collapsed on itself and vanished into oblivion.

However, someone did notwant that to happen and he pulled steven hawking after he tested the black hole theory and forced him to test it again on the writer and the FBI was created by him, even though they investigate, they also sell soap, and so the universe was spared from the paradox and ALL PARADOX WAS SOLVED and not created.

But too l8 m8 cos(1) verse already died.

Then a boy named Nobody found this story and stopped it.

AKA Byran ruined everything... why? Legit.

THE END.

JK DEMS CONTINUED IT FOR A FEW MORE LINES

THE END

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