rewrite: 3-20-2020
thehopejhope added minsugagenius to the chat!
thehopejhope added parkchimmy to the chat!
thehopejhope added jeonjk0997 to the chat!
thehopejhope added joonofdestruction to the chat!
thehopejhope added eatjinstagram to the chat!
thehopejhope added kimtaehoe to the chat!
jeonjk0997:
the fuck?
kimtaehoe:
oh hello there.
joonofdestruction:
what is this for hobi 😂
eatjinstagram:
can i leave?
thehopejhope:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAN YOU LEAVE?
YOU JUST GOT HERE
jeonjk0997:
hobi why have you brought us here?
thehopejhope:
i thought it was about time we got all our models together
just to talk man.
this will be our 'come to jesus' group chat
minsugagenius:
i was sleeping and now my phone buzzes with several notifications
fuck you all
eatjinstagram:
come to jesus...?
kimtaehoe:
well excuse us.
joonofdestruction:
you should ALWAYS put your phone on silent amongst going to sleep
thehopejhope:
that's true ^
eatjinstagram:
how come jimin hasn't said words yet?
minsugagenius:
eh, because he's jimin.
jeonjk0997:
he's actually just getting yelled at by a manager right now.
joonofdestruction:
how do you even know that kook?
jeonjk0997:
because we had a shoot today and im literally in the same room as them
joonofdestruction:
i see...
parkchimmy:
i was NOT being yelled at he just told me i should sleep more and eat well because it doesn't seem like i'm doing so
he also said he didn't like the faded hair, the blonde wasn't holding... so i'll be re-dying it again
kimtaehoe:
oh.
i quite liked the pink hair
if only you dyed it with actually pink instead of the orange and red fading into it 😂
eatjinstagram:
i didn't like it, pink hair only works for me
parkchimmy:
HEY!
joonofdestruction:
you looked like a whole strawberry mochi tbh
kimtaehoe:
you ACTUALY DID
wait namjoon that's so accurate
parkchimmy:
how come you's didn't call jin a strawberry mochi when he had pink hair?
kimtaehoe:
jimin let me tell you something,
if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a damn duck
if you looked like a mochi, smelled like a mochi, and tasted like a mochi
then you're a strawberry fucking mochi goddammit
parkchimmy?
i tasted like a mochi?
kimtaehoe:
i'm sure you did
jeonjk0997:
he did
his taste resembled a strawberry mochi very much
thehopejhope:
jin looked daddy with pink hair.
parkchimmy:
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I TASTED LIKE?
kimtaehoe:
they getting it on👀
minsugagenius:
i have to agree with that one
@thehopejhope
jeonjk0997:
agreed.
eatjinstagram:
hA.
we joke jimin, you know we love you
joonofdestruction:
and your strawberry mochi lookin ass
parkchimmy:
what is this?
'national pick on jimin' day?
you don't love me
none of you love me
jeonjk0997:
everyday is national pick on jimin day :)
parkchimmy:
you.
shut up.
YOU ARE READING
i (don't) need u || jikook
Fanfiction"what if... we faked dated for clout?" "fake dated for clout? i'm down." in which jimin and jungkook, famous instagram stars, absolutely hate each other... kinda :) started: february 1st 2018 ended: february 25th 2018 rewrite details: started: mar...
