thehopejhope:
jungkook you better cruisin like nemo to the studio and bring me my damn peanuts
jeonjk0997:
what the fUck? what peanuts?
kimtaehoe:
the charlie brown type peanuts
parkchimmy:
i sEe wHaT yoU dID TheRE
eatjinstagram:
good job tae
kimtaehoe:
i take my 'meme craft' very seriously
thehopejhope:
i just want some peanuts guys.
minsugagenius:
then get your hope ass to the store and buy some, it's not like youre poor and can't afford public transport or a can of salted nuts
parkchimmy:
salted nuts winK wOnk
jeonjk0997:
stop being perverted jimin
parkchimmy:
who are you to tell me to not be perverted?
jeonjk0997:
i don't approve.
parkchimmy:
why not?
jeonjk0997:
because you're only allowed to be perverted for me ;)
parkchimmy:
you know i am ;)
kimtaehoe:
AND WE INTERRUPT THIS JIKOOK MOMENT TO BRING YOU UH... TAEHOPE TV.
WE ARE THE FASTEST GROWING IN THE TELEVISION INDUSTRY AND WE WOULD LIKE YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT.
IN RECENT NEWS, DISGUSTING COUPLE, PARK JIMIN AND JEON JUNGKOOK HAVE BEEN SEXEH TALKING IN THIS GROUP.
now hoseok with the weather.
thehopejhope:
yes, thank you, taehyung for updating us on our recent happenings. as you can see in the chart that's not actually behind me, we have a storm headed straight for jimin and jungkook. i believe we're calling it "shut the fuck up and get me my damn peanuts" but that is currently undecided.
now guest star, namjoon with advice.
joonofdestruction:
thank you you for the introduction, hoseok. hi everyone, i am namjoon. i'm honoured to be a guest on this lovely televisions program and i hope to be here more often. throughout the years, jimin and jungkook have been in denial assholes who basically hated each other for decades upon decades. they were hating each other from the womb let me tell you. somehow, by some black magic, some voodoo of some sort, they fell in love and as taehyung said, are talking in a conversation that should be held in private chats. be careful kids, shield your eyes from people like this. thank you.
minsugagenius:
shut the fuck up i'm trying to rEST.
parkchimmy:
what the fuck.
jeonjk0997:
i walked all the way to jimins house and come back to this shit? what the hell.
thehopejhope:
YOU WALKED YOUR ASS TO JIMINS HOUSE BUT CANT WALK TO THE STORE TO GET ME SOME NUTS?
jeonjk0997:
YOU HAVE NUTS RIGHT UNDER YOUR NONEXISTENT PENIS HYUNG
joonofdestruction:
that was such a low blow
thehopejhope:
i'm gonna fight you jeon.
kimtaehoe:
WELCOME BACK TO TAEHOPE TV. THIS JUST IN, JHOPE IS GOING TO FIGHT JUNGKOOK BECAUSE, THE MAKNAE MOCKED HIS DICK SIZE. Which is unusually small, but that's none of my business. I HAVE PIE WHO WANTS SOME?
parkchimmy:
me bitch me
thehopejhope:
tae i'm killing you tomorrow.
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