did u just
what?
AND HEeyyyyy ur talking to me :D
tell my mom u go to church??
um well
technically
thats not a lie
I've been to church once
ur not catholic
buuuut i can turn into one
-.-
ur an idiot
she wants u to come with us to church
oh well thats great!
what should i expect?
not telling
figure it out yourself
ur the one who lied
so that must be a YOU problem not a ME problem ;p
D:
NUUUU
bish
;p
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3 hours later
what do u want
FINALLY
U LOOK AT UR TEXTS
why? do u wanna go to the bathroom or something?
restroom, boo, it's restroom
.-. who tf cares
I DO
BATHrooms have BATHS
and I assume RESTrooms have REST
i should've said toilets
smh
is that all u wanted to say?
no
i was wondering
when do we get to eat?
dude we're at a CHURCH
yea but don't u eat bread or something
that's the last part
oh
ur such an idiot
well at least i don't go prancing around singing holy gospels i have no clue about
i can see u smiling
shut up and pay attention to the homily
my parents r watching us i bet
yeah they r
don't look back
their eyes look like they're on fire
I am sooo grounded after this
i was just kiddinggg
they're not even paying attention to us xD
wtf why did u hit me
ur annoying
annoyingly cute ;)
hey! don't ignore me!
church Cal.
right
☑️☑️
YOU ARE READING
Who r u?
Humor"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was so unecessary"