One Piece One shots

Valentines Day (Part 2 of Holiday Storyline)

OPP: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY READERS! NOW I GTG. CUZ HUN. THIS BITCH GOT A DATE. YES. A DATE. ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. IKR.

Ace: with who tho.

OPP: FOOD. *gets a bouquet thrown at them*

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I was busy getting ready for the Valentines Day Dance at school, wearing a nice (F/C) outfit My Mother prepared, she apparently wanted me to go to this dance with my friends Incase I never get to go to prom with a date,

Thanks for the vote of confidence Mom..

I looked at myself in my mirror, only to be interrupted by mom, "Oh my gosh!"

"Mom?"

"You look..different"

"Thanks? Different how?"

"You look Pretty! And like an actual girl!"

Not my fault I like sweatpants and Hoodies..

"Gee Thanks."

"I'm only joking! Now go wait in the living room! Those Nice boys from across the street are coming to pick you up!"

Law and Kidd? Nice? Together? HAHA. someone call an ambulance right now. And it's not for them. It's for whoever gets caught between the- wait. Pick me up?... THAT AMBULANCE FOR ME.

"MOM. I BEG OF YOU. CALL 911."

"what? Why?"

"AND PUNCH ME IN THE EYE. THROW ME OFF THE WINDOW. ANYTHING."

"..Honey are you flustered that your going to a dance with two nice boys?"

NO. IM FLUSTERED THAT MY MOM THINKS I'LL END UP WITH THE PEOPLE WHO MIGHT PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL.

"Yeah. Sure. That."

As the doorbell rings I gather my stuff taking my sweet sweet time, enjoying my moment before hell breaks through the grounds of the earth, I open the door to meet two taller teens, one being taller than the other, one with slicked back fiery red hair, the other having fluffy dark hair, the one with darker hair wearing a fitting tux with a loose tie, and the other simply wearing a white dress shirt with A bloody red Blazer,

"Good evening, (H/C)-ya"

"Hi. Freak."

"Hello Ass hats. Let's get this over with."

Forcefully pushing the barrier of tall teens, you walk quietly ahead of the two in the sidewalk, trying your best to ignore the constant quarrel.

"What did you say to me Nerd!?"

"I said. 'Real Mature'. If you don't know what that stands for, Eustass-ya. It stands for a term of sarc-"

"I Know What Sarcasm Means!"

"Do you know what peace and quiet is?" I interfere, "OFCOURSE I D-"